> I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who
> have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.
>
> Because of your kindness:
> I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good
> only for removing toilet stains.
> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
> infected with AIDS I smell like a wet dog since I stopped
> using deodorants because they cause cancer.
> I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask
> me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from
> hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
> I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will
> get sick from the rat shit and urine.
> When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how
> hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug
> me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a
> bathtub full of ice.
> I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A
> sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000
> times. (Poor girl! she’s been
> 7 since 1993…)
> My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free
> passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
> Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama,
> Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
> Now most of those “Wishes” are already married (to someone else)!
> And my phone didn’t ring for da whole day after forwarding
> dat mail vich said dat it wd ensure a phone call immediately
> frm some1 who mattered….
>
> You can add your own notes based on your similar experience
> and send them to your friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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