{"id":11,"date":"2005-11-15T09:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-15T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog2\/2005\/11\/15\/google-grow-up\/"},"modified":"2005-11-15T09:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-15T13:29:00","slug":"google-grow-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/google-grow-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Google, grow up."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;Google isn\u2019t acting like a real business, they are acting like an over-enthusiastic Golden Retriever puppy. Oh, they just knocked the vase off the table with their tail, but aren\u2019t they <em><strong>cute<\/strong><\/em>? Um, no. <strong>Google, grow up.<\/strong>&#8221; &#8212;<strong> <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/onotech.blogspot.com\/2005_11_01_onotech_archive.html#113200904055483341\">Ethan Stock<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/onotech.blogspot.com\/2005_11_01_onotech_archive.html#113200904055483341\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Google isn\u2019t acting like a real business, they are acting like an over-enthusiastic Golden Retriever puppy. Oh, they just knocked the vase off the table with their tail, but aren\u2019t they cute? Um, no. Google, grow up.&#8221; &#8212; Ethan Stock<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hepguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}